Title: Cheese
Pairing: KyuMin, bestfriends!WonKyu
Rating: R
Genre: Romance, Fluff, Crack
Summary: Kyuhyun is trying out his pick-up lines on Sungmin. He fails miserably.
Narrator's POV
It was the day to film Opera’s Japanese Version Music Video. They members were all gathered in the make-up room. Apparently, Seunghwan was being an angel because he had ordered in Mcdonalds. Even Sungmin was allowed to eat.
Sungmin had snatched one huge McSpicy as soon as the delivery boy placed the order onto the table and hopped away to a corner happily. When Kyuhyun found him, a minute later, he had his stuffed fully of his burger.
“Is that really that nice, hyung?” Kyuhyun frowned. Sungmin nodded his head vigorously.
“You know what burger taste nicer?” Kyuhyun asked as he sat down beside Sungmin. Sungmin looked over at him with his big, blinking eyes, showing that he was listening. “It’s a new burger actually.”
“New?’ Sungmin mumbled, spitting some pieces of meat onto Kyuhyun. Instead of being disgusted, Kyuhyun laughed.
“You know, if you were a new burger at Mcdonalds, you’ll be McGorgeous,” Kyuhyun said, smiling slyly. Sungmin ended up vomiting all of the contents of his stomachs onto Kyuhyun’s thighs.
:::
“It didn’t work!” Kyuhyun hissed, nudging Siwon harshly with his phone.
“It worked on Tiffany,” Siwon frowned. “You should try the other one.”
Kyuhyun glared at his bandmate accusingly but nodded his agreement just as Sungmin entered the room. “Hi hyung!” he shouted, waving his hand frantically and making sure to hit Siwon across the face.
“Aww, Siwon. Are you okay?” Sungmin asked in a concerned voice as he neared them. “Kyu, you should be careful!”
“Don’t worry about him, Min,” Kyuhyun said offhandedly. Siwon glared at him, knowing that Kyuhyun had used him as a base for his next line. “It’s you we should be worried about. Are you okay? Did it hurt?”
Sungmin tilted his head, frowning. “What?” he said.
“Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?” Kyuhyun continued. Sungmin blushed a bright scarlet red.
:::
That night, Siwon was still stuck in the dorm instead of being able to go home as he had thought he could. He was in the kitchen, still with an annoyed Kyuhyun. “That still didn’t work,” Kyuhyun scolded him.
“I don’t know!” Siwon retorted for the umpteenth time. “Maybe it works differently with boys. Tiffany loved it!”
Sungmin walked in the kitchen just as Kyuhyun grabbed Siwon by the collar. He eyed them suspiciously as they broke apart hastily. “I am going home,” Siwon grumbled. “I haven’t called Tiffany in decadesand she’ll being nagging at me again and it’s your boyfriend’s entire fault!”
Sungmin gave the taller male a look as he stomped out of the kitchen and towards the door. “He sounds pressed,” he shook his head. “Poor Siwon.”
Kyuhyun ignored him, timing his lines perfectly. As Sungmin walked out of the kitchen with a glass of water in hand, he ran after the male. Purposefully, Kyuhyun ran into the wall, grunting aloud as he fell onto the carpeted floor.
“Kyu!” Sungmin yelled. The next moment, Kyuhyun smiled inwardly as Sungmin weaved an arm around his waist, lifting his body up. “Are you okay? What happened?”
“Min, I’m going to need you to take responsibility for my insurance,” Kyuhyun groaned, rubbing his forehead grudgingly and glared at the wall as though it did something to him. “I was too enchanted by your beauty that I ran into the wall.”
“What is wrong with you?!” Sungmin shrieked in an unmanly voice as his cheeks flushed pink. “I was so worried! Oh god, I feel like hitting you.”
Kyuhyun laughed as he took Sungmin’s hands in his. “Are you a sergeant?” he teased.
“What?” Sungmin frowned. “I’m not a sergeant! I was just-”
“Are you sure?” Kyuhyun smiled. “Because you sure make my privates stand up straight.”
However, when Sungmin really did hit him with his face blushing mad, Kyuhyun was sure they would not be standing straight any time soon.
:::
As a punishment, Kyuhyun had to accompany Sungmin shopping the very next day. “This shop looks cool,” Sungmin said excitedly, pulling hard on Kyuhyun’s arms. Kyuhyun frowned, glaring at the shopkeeper that greeted them. That woman can make Sungmin smile just by showing him a pink blouse! She must be a witch, Kyuhyun cursed under his breath.
“Kyu, come here!” Sungmin called him. Kyuhyun dragged his feet lazily. “How do I look?”
Kyuhyun was in a pair of skin-tight jeans and a floral vintage shirt. He screams fashion-terrorist but to Kyuhyun, he still looked gorgeous either way – well, his ass looked gorgeous. “Are you wearing space pants?” Kyuhyun blurted out, mocking his astonishment.
Sungmin frowned, almost pouting because he thought the pants were perfect. He was about to jab at Kyuhyun for being insensitive when the latter shouted, “Your ass is out of this world!”
Sungmin had to hide in the changing closet for a full fifteen minutes before he reluctantly left the store, covering his face in embarrassment from both the staring shop-keepers and customers present.
He was still angry at Kyuhyun for embarrassing him as the male pulled him into Pizza Hut. He took a seat across of Kyuhyun, still refusing to meet the younger’s eyes. “Come on, Min,” Kyuhyun tried. “I said I was sorry.”
“I swear, Kyu,” Sungmin grumbled. “You’re going insane these few days.”
Kyuhyun pouted. “I am not.”
:::
“Min,” Kyuhyun gulped that night. Sungmin was stretching his legs, opening them wide. It would be fine any other day but Sungmin was wearing a one piece dress and was not wearing any underwear. “W-What are you doing?”
“Stretching,” Sungmin answered simply, not realizing how much he was showing to Kyuhyun.
“Do you realize that my mouth can generate over 750 psi?” Kyuhyun muttered, going over to the door as he locked it tight.
“What?” Sungmin frowned. “If it’s another cheesy line, save it, Kyu. And I’m sleeping on your bed tonight. That beetle is still wandering on mine.”
“Don’t worry,” Kyuhyun shook his head. “The only time I’ll kick you out of my bed is to fuck you on the floor.”
Sungmin’s head snapped up, his cheeks tinted red. “K-Kyu,” he gasped, suddenly finding Kyuhyun in between his legs.
“I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock,” Kyuhyun whispered in his ears. Sungmin let out a small cry as he felt Kyuhyun's hand slid between his legs.
"W-What are you doing, Kyu?” Sungmin managed to crock out, lips trembling as Kyuhyun lowered his head and disappeared inside his dress.
“I’ll give you a better ride than the monster truck,” Kyuhyun mumbled against his inner thigh. Sungmin screamed as Kyuhyun sucked his dick.
Kyuhyun found that actions were stronger than words that night as Sungmin rode him, with lips parted in a silent scream. Damn Siwon and his pick-up lines.
Casually hiding under my blanket. BYE.
Pairing: KyuMin, bestfriends!WonKyu
Rating: R
Genre: Romance, Fluff, Crack
Summary: Kyuhyun is trying out his pick-up lines on Sungmin. He fails miserably.
Narrator's POV
It was the day to film Opera’s Japanese Version Music Video. They members were all gathered in the make-up room. Apparently, Seunghwan was being an angel because he had ordered in Mcdonalds. Even Sungmin was allowed to eat.
Sungmin had snatched one huge McSpicy as soon as the delivery boy placed the order onto the table and hopped away to a corner happily. When Kyuhyun found him, a minute later, he had his stuffed fully of his burger.
“Is that really that nice, hyung?” Kyuhyun frowned. Sungmin nodded his head vigorously.
“You know what burger taste nicer?” Kyuhyun asked as he sat down beside Sungmin. Sungmin looked over at him with his big, blinking eyes, showing that he was listening. “It’s a new burger actually.”
“New?’ Sungmin mumbled, spitting some pieces of meat onto Kyuhyun. Instead of being disgusted, Kyuhyun laughed.
“You know, if you were a new burger at Mcdonalds, you’ll be McGorgeous,” Kyuhyun said, smiling slyly. Sungmin ended up vomiting all of the contents of his stomachs onto Kyuhyun’s thighs.
:::
“It didn’t work!” Kyuhyun hissed, nudging Siwon harshly with his phone.
“It worked on Tiffany,” Siwon frowned. “You should try the other one.”
Kyuhyun glared at his bandmate accusingly but nodded his agreement just as Sungmin entered the room. “Hi hyung!” he shouted, waving his hand frantically and making sure to hit Siwon across the face.
“Aww, Siwon. Are you okay?” Sungmin asked in a concerned voice as he neared them. “Kyu, you should be careful!”
“Don’t worry about him, Min,” Kyuhyun said offhandedly. Siwon glared at him, knowing that Kyuhyun had used him as a base for his next line. “It’s you we should be worried about. Are you okay? Did it hurt?”
Sungmin tilted his head, frowning. “What?” he said.
“Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?” Kyuhyun continued. Sungmin blushed a bright scarlet red.
:::
That night, Siwon was still stuck in the dorm instead of being able to go home as he had thought he could. He was in the kitchen, still with an annoyed Kyuhyun. “That still didn’t work,” Kyuhyun scolded him.
“I don’t know!” Siwon retorted for the umpteenth time. “Maybe it works differently with boys. Tiffany loved it!”
Sungmin walked in the kitchen just as Kyuhyun grabbed Siwon by the collar. He eyed them suspiciously as they broke apart hastily. “I am going home,” Siwon grumbled. “I haven’t called Tiffany in decadesand she’ll being nagging at me again and it’s your boyfriend’s entire fault!”
Sungmin gave the taller male a look as he stomped out of the kitchen and towards the door. “He sounds pressed,” he shook his head. “Poor Siwon.”
Kyuhyun ignored him, timing his lines perfectly. As Sungmin walked out of the kitchen with a glass of water in hand, he ran after the male. Purposefully, Kyuhyun ran into the wall, grunting aloud as he fell onto the carpeted floor.
“Kyu!” Sungmin yelled. The next moment, Kyuhyun smiled inwardly as Sungmin weaved an arm around his waist, lifting his body up. “Are you okay? What happened?”
“Min, I’m going to need you to take responsibility for my insurance,” Kyuhyun groaned, rubbing his forehead grudgingly and glared at the wall as though it did something to him. “I was too enchanted by your beauty that I ran into the wall.”
“What is wrong with you?!” Sungmin shrieked in an unmanly voice as his cheeks flushed pink. “I was so worried! Oh god, I feel like hitting you.”
Kyuhyun laughed as he took Sungmin’s hands in his. “Are you a sergeant?” he teased.
“What?” Sungmin frowned. “I’m not a sergeant! I was just-”
“Are you sure?” Kyuhyun smiled. “Because you sure make my privates stand up straight.”
However, when Sungmin really did hit him with his face blushing mad, Kyuhyun was sure they would not be standing straight any time soon.
:::
As a punishment, Kyuhyun had to accompany Sungmin shopping the very next day. “This shop looks cool,” Sungmin said excitedly, pulling hard on Kyuhyun’s arms. Kyuhyun frowned, glaring at the shopkeeper that greeted them. That woman can make Sungmin smile just by showing him a pink blouse! She must be a witch, Kyuhyun cursed under his breath.
“Kyu, come here!” Sungmin called him. Kyuhyun dragged his feet lazily. “How do I look?”
Kyuhyun was in a pair of skin-tight jeans and a floral vintage shirt. He screams fashion-terrorist but to Kyuhyun, he still looked gorgeous either way – well, his ass looked gorgeous. “Are you wearing space pants?” Kyuhyun blurted out, mocking his astonishment.
Sungmin frowned, almost pouting because he thought the pants were perfect. He was about to jab at Kyuhyun for being insensitive when the latter shouted, “Your ass is out of this world!”
Sungmin had to hide in the changing closet for a full fifteen minutes before he reluctantly left the store, covering his face in embarrassment from both the staring shop-keepers and customers present.
He was still angry at Kyuhyun for embarrassing him as the male pulled him into Pizza Hut. He took a seat across of Kyuhyun, still refusing to meet the younger’s eyes. “Come on, Min,” Kyuhyun tried. “I said I was sorry.”
“I swear, Kyu,” Sungmin grumbled. “You’re going insane these few days.”
Kyuhyun pouted. “I am not.”
:::
“Min,” Kyuhyun gulped that night. Sungmin was stretching his legs, opening them wide. It would be fine any other day but Sungmin was wearing a one piece dress and was not wearing any underwear. “W-What are you doing?”
“Stretching,” Sungmin answered simply, not realizing how much he was showing to Kyuhyun.
“Do you realize that my mouth can generate over 750 psi?” Kyuhyun muttered, going over to the door as he locked it tight.
“What?” Sungmin frowned. “If it’s another cheesy line, save it, Kyu. And I’m sleeping on your bed tonight. That beetle is still wandering on mine.”
“Don’t worry,” Kyuhyun shook his head. “The only time I’ll kick you out of my bed is to fuck you on the floor.”
Sungmin’s head snapped up, his cheeks tinted red. “K-Kyu,” he gasped, suddenly finding Kyuhyun in between his legs.
“I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock,” Kyuhyun whispered in his ears. Sungmin let out a small cry as he felt Kyuhyun's hand slid between his legs.
"W-What are you doing, Kyu?” Sungmin managed to crock out, lips trembling as Kyuhyun lowered his head and disappeared inside his dress.
“I’ll give you a better ride than the monster truck,” Kyuhyun mumbled against his inner thigh. Sungmin screamed as Kyuhyun sucked his dick.
Kyuhyun found that actions were stronger than words that night as Sungmin rode him, with lips parted in a silent scream. Damn Siwon and his pick-up lines.
Casually hiding under my blanket. BYE.
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